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The Official Milk Mustache Recipe
1 cup vanilla ice cream
1/2 cup milk
Combine both in blender until smooth.
Pour into cups.
(May have to use more or less milk depending on the consistency. Should be the consistency of melted ice cream.)
Spray can whipped cream makes a quick and easy milk moustache.
Real moustaches should be washed thoroughly after sporting milk moustaches to avoid a milk smell.
Important Cow Fact: Cows can walk upstairs, but it is physically impossible for them to go down stairs.
